Legally Blonde - Upstairs at the Gatehouse

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Oh my god, oh my god you guys...if you favour serious, understated oeuvres on the melancholy side with profound messages of global significance, this is not the theatrical piece for you. It was the peppiest, most upbeat, extroverted musical I've ever seen. Magnified by ten because, given the small size of Upstairs at the Gatehouse, we were only centimetres away at all times from the energetic gyrations of the actors.

This musical was a warming burst of sunshine in the middle of dreary winter. The story was the same as that of the film, with a few minor changes. I liked the set, which at first glance was reminiscent of an Inca temple. The grey stone 'temple walls'  on either side of the 'stage' doubled up as the sorority house and Harvard. Audience members sat on either side of the theatre, with the show taking place on a reasonably narrow aisle down the middle, connecting the grey stone walls.

The cast was small - only twelve people - all of whom, other than those playing Elle, Warner and Emmett, played multiple roles. Bruiser was not played by a real dog, sadly. Abbie Chambers made an extremely sweet, appealing, believable Elle, with perhaps a little more 'edge' than that of Reese Witherspoon. Robert Colvin looked exactly right for the smarmy Warner. Jodie Jacobs, as Paulette, was heart-warming, a powerful singer and very funny. It was all highly energetic and fast-moving. I was particularly impressed by the cast's ability to sing while undertaking various exercises with skipping ropes.

I probably preferred the second act to the first. Despite my implications in the first paragraph, of course, this musical does actually deliver some important messages: don't make assumptions about people based on their appearances; you don't have to conform to other peoples' incomplete perceptions of you; support your fellow women in the workplace and life in general; romantic relationships are not the be-all and end-all etc. I loved the bit when Elle is appointed lead lawyer in the case to defend Brooke, and the female interns rally to support her. I also really enjoyed the UPS guy's appearances, the bend and snap sequence and the 'is he gay or European' song. All the court case scenes were extremely funny. I liked seeing the relationship blossom between Elle and Emmett...I couldn't remember the latter from the film at all, which was a bit weird given his prominence in the story.

Things I didn't like so much: in the film Elle's admissions essay for Harvard takes the form of a video, whereas in the musical it's an in-person presentation featuring cheerleaders and flag-waving. I didn't like it - it was too silly to be funny. Plus, I like the fact that Elle gets into Harvard in the film purely on the strength of her LSAT score and video. In the musical she actually tells the admissions people that she wants to get in because of LOVE. There is a fine line between silly-but-funny-and-suspend-disbelief-able and plain ridic, and the line was crossed in this instance. There was also a long bit about Paulette specifically wanting to get together with an Irish man, which I can't remember from the film. This in itself was fine but the Irish dancing part edged over the line. 

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The Nutcracker - London Coliseum

Pointe shoe Christmas tree at Coliseum

I've wanted to see a traditional production of The Nutcracker for years, but have never got round to it due to a) the limited amount of time for which such productions normally run and b) the expensive nature of the beast. This being a Christmas present, for the first and possibly last time I got to sit in the middle of the THIRD ROW OF THE STALLS! At the Coliseum! I was so close to the stage I got to see not only the faces of the back row of the orchestra, but every muscle twitch of the skimpy tights-clad bottoms of the male dancers. 

I loved this production. Set in the 1900s, the costumes were exquisite, the sets gorgeous, the dancing divine and the atmosphere enchanting. It did a perfect job of setting the scene at the beginning, in conveying the excited atmosphere of anticipation before a party on Christmas Eve. The skating and sledging scene outside the house - complete with projected falling snow - was beautiful. It was all so elegant; even the fallings over on the ice were elegantly performed. 

My favourite scene was the party scene. There was so much going on! Elaborate set with big Christmas tree blazing impressively and comfortingly away at the back of the stage? Check. Party guests all doing interesting things in the background, showing that they had personalities of their own? Check. Actual children dancing (as opposed to adults pretending to be children)? Check. Eccentric magician guest? Check. Arrival of Father Christmas? Check. I loved seeing the children receive their presents and particularly liked the little old-fashioned hot air balloon present...and the way it made an appearance in Clara's dream as a life-sized balloon. Child Clara's (Sereina Mowlem's) dance with the Nutcracker doll was sweet and slightly poignant.

The Dance of the Snowflakes was enchanting, especially as it included the voices of the children singing in one of the theatre's boxes. 

Drosselmeyer (eccentric magician guest, who, according to Wikipedia, was also a 'local councilman' (!)), played by Daniel Kraus, was my favourite character. I loved his gesturings towards the curtain in the second half, for it to draw back and reveal a new, captivating scene. The Mirliton dance brought back fond memories of my own dancing days - that was the music to which my ballet class danced in a show, many moons ago. The triangular cylindrical (I don't know how else to describe them) costumes of two of the 'Russian' dancers were exceedingly impressive, as were the jumps of the male 'Russian' dancer. The dance of dream Clara (Begoña Cao) as the Sugar Plum Fairy with the Prince (Junor Souza) was another highlight.

I felt the parts featuring the mice went on for a smidge too long, especially the big fight in the first act. And I didn't get why the 'real', human Nutcracker kept being replaced by the Prince only to be replaced by the Nutcracker again. I could understand the Nutcracker turning into a Prince, but why turn back in a Nutcracker?? Wikipedia sheds no light on this. And apparently the Prince is Drosselmeyer's nephew! There's no way you would know this stuff without looking it up.

The final scene, where child Clara and her brother (Seamus McIntosh) stood outside the house and saw the balloon sail past in the distance, brought a tear to my eye. Wonderful!

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